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I heard about this young man that was talking to God.
He said, “God, what’s a million years like to you?”
God said, “Son, a million years to me is like one second to you.”
The man then asked, “Well, God, what’s a million dollars like to you?”
God said, “A million dollars to me is like a penny to you.”
The man thought about it for a while, then finally got his nerve up and asked, “God, would you give me a penny?”
God said, “Sure, just a second!”