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Church Bulletin Bloopers

Today’s Tickle Me Tuesday is a list of bloopers found in church bulletins or were announcements made at church services. Enjoy!!

  1. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come here Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
  2. The sermon this morning “Jesus Walks on the Water“. The sermon tonight, “Searching For Jesus”.
  3. Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.
  4. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
  5. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say “Hell” to someone who doesn’t care much about you.
  6. Don’t let worry kill you off–let the Church help.
  7. Miss Charlene Mason sang “I Will Not Pass This Way Again” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
  8. For those of you that have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
  9. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be, “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
  10. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

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